March 2011
20 posts
You can only keep someone waiting for so long...
And chances are they won’t come back.
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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Mr. Magorium: [to Mahoney, about dying] When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written "He dies." Thats all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is "He dies." It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it's only natural to be sad, but not because of the words "He dies." but because of the life we saw prior to the words. [pause, walks over to Molly] I've lived all five of my acts, Mahoney, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. I'm only asking that you turn the page, continue reading... And let the next story begin. And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest "He died."
Mahoney: [starting to sob] I love you.
Mr. Magorium: I love you, too. [picks Mahoney up, sighs heavily] Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.
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Sometimes we just need an opportunity to prove to...
Welcome to my generation
Where practically everyone is a “model”, “singer”, “dancer”, “photographer”, “fashion designer” or a combination of some or a combination of all. Notice the usage of quotation marks? Yeah.. It irks my brain when people parade around like the bafoons that they are claiming they’re a model, singer, dancer, photographer, fashion...
Let go of your past, so you can have a future.
I don't want to be your last resort, I want to be...
I want to cuddle
Cuddling with a pillow, stuffed animal and my dog don’t feel the same as being tightly, yet gently held in the arms of someone while we sleep. If you asked me what I wanted my answer would be to have someone to cuddle with. I miss the feeling of digging my face into someone’s chest. I miss breathing in their scent. I miss laying my head on someone’s chest while I slowly fall...
Don't get all mad if I treat you like an option....
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"Raise awareness about Japan"
People are going to come at me all sorts of sideways and I’m going to sound like a total douche, but with all do respect shut up. Shut the fuck up. How is raising awareness about Japan going to actually HELP Japan? Y’all talking about “helping/saving Japan” yet I don’t see any single one of you doing a damn thing besides takatakataka awaying at your keyboard. Unless...
"Your personality, you're straight forward, you're...
I get told more than often by people that finally decide to approach me that they were too intimidated by me to say “hi”. I honestly, will never understand why people feel intimidated by me ._. So, I asked my ateh @mffsdissected and ^that’s what she said :3
You're substituting the word "asshole" with "real"...
Okay, let’s devour this subject. I’m sick, I’m swineflu sick of these bafooney clowns parading around explaining how “real” they are. They act like they owe it to themselves to tell everybody how “real” they are. Let me tell you now, real is not saying “Hi, nice to meet you” and once they leave you talk about their outfit. Real is not saying...
Something that irritates the living fuck out of me...
And it’s like pardon me? Come again? I didn’t know I was talking to a can of soup. You don’t believe in labels as if we’re talking about a big ass Campbell’s soup label, like you’re the can and there’s the label. That tells me that people that “don’t believe in labels” think that people that aren’t confused, like if I sit here and...
"You shot me in my good eye!"
Have you ever got cum in your eye? If you have or haven’t it stings, a lot. Do you know why it stings, a lot? The outer film of the eye is almost just like the outer film of an egg. The sperms then think it’s an egg and next thing you know you have thousands of little sperms digging into your eye trying to impregnate your eyeball :3
I hate getting lied to. Even if it's a small lie...
